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    October 22

    挣着卖白面的钱,操着卖白粉的心

    如果要说我是标题党,我承认。当然其实还有一句更有杀伤力的话,留到最后吧。
     
    一不小心又回国待了1个月。当我流串到各处的时候,大家都异口同声地说:你咋个又回来了哟~!OK,我晓得我今年子回来得比较多,但是MM些,我是真心实意要来看你们的,要不然再过一两年你们都嫁了,送个礼物都提心吊胆的,多么让人郁闷啊~!
     
    上海的MM些越发有女人味了,不过下雨天留客,天留她们不留我~~强哥买个Tumi的包包就3000多-我咋个看咋个觉得像电工工具袋~~林小兔,朗姐说我穿的是夹脚鞋,错了,用长宁话说叫:“甩尖子皮鞋“~,哎呀,可惜可惜,早晓得来个吻别嘛,难得你穿起拖鞋送我那么远到地铁口~嘿嘿
     
    大学寝室兄弟结婚,亮点在另一个兄弟,这小子刚刚得了个大胖儿子,经常走神并发自内心地傻笑。我问:你丫高兴啥?答曰:我一想起我家牛牛(他幺儿小名),我就开心啊~~~感慨啊,当爹就这么幸福?
     
    中秋节下午才到家,晚上正在家搭子,赵二哥多热情的请吃烤鱼,落起雨都要骑起摩托车来接我,太热情了----但是你咋个不多带件雨衣啊?
    竹海佛来山一日游,峨眉山六人组重新集结,话题是越来越陡哟~~放照片(前排左起:土豆,紫菜,鸡蛋,番茄,茄子,胡萝卜):
     
    麻将本来是娱乐,但是我偏偏赢了--对不起哈大家,我痛失了“最佳麻将搭子”的称号。
     
    小学同学的老婆叫聂小倩--一字不差,我正在琢磨我兄弟是不是改姓“宁”的时候,司仪小姐说:全场有两把椅子下头有红包--是新人送的特别礼物哟~~我手本来就短,懒得弯腰去摸,气氛感染,还是摸了一把,哟~!还真有个红包~!笑得春光灿烂上台领礼物,给新郎一个拥抱:兄弟,做得对~!
     
    说赶早班车去南溪,结果巧遇三娃,我撒子都不晓得,周二说的我送了你,结果你就出车祸了--为撒子总是你出车祸呢?瘾大啊?晚上老王非要喊几个老师一起喝酒,苦了我跟黑三,我的天呐~就我跟黑三的酒量,还要一人代表一个班----人民教师越发凶残了~~更可怕的是晚上还有初中同学些,自然是丢翻了的。十年前青春的脸,迷迷糊糊中又清晰起来。
     
    成都的人些都在忙,但是咋个我星期一去春熙路还是美女一大堆呢?美女就不用上班啊?周二娃口头说我把周二叔得罪了,外国朋友邀不倒台,不过他找的羊肉汤还真是安逸,喝完第二天神清气爽,应了李老师一句话:你娃不单是胃有问题,还气虚,要补~!
     
    北京大学同学小聚,祥子还是迟到,不过孔乙己的黄酒还不怎么醉人,倒是后海酒吧里的科罗娜差点让我被胖子背回去~娘的,我不是去喝酒的~!
    雍和宫烧香拜佛还算虔诚,可是买的彩票同样是机选双色球人家中了3亿多我却一分钱也没有?看来还是关注一下八卦新闻比较有成就感~
     
    到了天津,自然是张林猫和冯二流带钱包,和冯二敲了一下午的太鼓达人,估计把他敲昏了,回去实况上半场就整了他个5比0,太热情了~打假球也不是弄个打得萨~~晚上斗地主又把路费都赢了,我真的是又要吃又要拿,开心得很~
     
    同志们,争取过年再见哈~
     
    回到印尼,当然就是操心的活路多,货代这行啊,还真是挣着卖白面的钱,操着卖白粉的心~
     
    一般说来回家休假的纪录都是流水账,不过这次来个劲爆的Endding,小学老师说这叫首尾呼应:
     
    纯,属虚构;乱,是佳人
     
    各位慢慢琢磨~
     
    哈哈~!
     
     
     

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    乾源 李wrote:
    热粉儿哦,你咋硬是弄二流啊涛们儿...
    整篇文章,倒数第三行是精华
    鉴定完毕
    谢谢
    Oct. 28
    Emmawrote:
    哈哈,首尾呼应的很是好吖!~猪的流水帐有点进步了。
    孔乙己的黄酒不是醉人的,微甜,很好喝~
    Oct. 26
    脑门儿wrote:
    四川话很巴适!
    Oct. 23
    QYwrote:
    兔子骂人越来越厉害了,孙猪你还真能跑,跨度差不多半个中国了,回国的日子挺有滋润呀,最后一句话确实劲爆。。
    Oct. 23
    涛 孙wrote:
    安?我已经在你心中被埋葬了啊?唉~~由爱生恨啊由爱生恨~~将二流进行到底~!!
    Oct. 23
    蕴 林wrote:
    孙二流,你娃真的是越来越二流了,好想抽你丫的。既然你说话都弄么陡了,那我只好顺应了,你再继续弄么二流,只好跟你说:心中有座坟,葬着未亡人!!
    另:你们几个那个名字取得太巴适了
    Oct. 23

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